"Welcome to the Christmas Model Rocket Launch Event, Wes!
You are participating with your very own rocket, the biggest of the competition no less! It's just about to launch, quick!
A Chinese knock-off coaster inspired by Six Flags New England's Riddler's Revenge, but with a much smaller footprint has been brought in for the occasion, too!
Enjoy some hot egg-nog in the restaurant, or roast some marshmallows over the ultimate campfire: A real Falcon 9 rocket, turned upside down! That's sure to give em a great roast!
Merry Xmas to you, and a happy 2026!"