Walt Boggis is a chicken farmer; probably the most successful in the world. He weighs the same as a young rhinoceros. He eats three chickens every day for breakfast, lunch, supper and dessert. That’s twelve in total per diem.

Nate Bunce is a duck and goose farmer. He’s approximately the size of a pot-bellied dwarf and his chin would be underwater in the shallow end of any swimming pool on the planet. His food is homemade donuts with smashed up goose livers injected into them.

Frank Bean is a turkey and apple farmer; he invented his own species of each. He lives on a liquid diet of strong alcoholic cider which he makes from his apples. He’s as skinny as a pencil, as smart as a whip and possibly the scariest man currently living.

The local human children sing a kind of eerie little rhyme about them! Here, listen to this…

Boggis, Bunce, and Bean
One fat, one short, one lean
These horrible crooks, so different in looks
But nonetheless equally mean!