This is Chris the Cannon. His name may sound innocent, but make no mistake. He is a violent killer and will back down at nothing to kill you in the most gruesome ways possible. He will run over you again and again, starting at your feet and working his way up to make sure you die a slow and painful death. When you are hanging on with just a sliver of life, he aims his cannons at you, smiles, and blows you to pieces, using the heads of his previous victims as cannonballs.