Duerklink Raceway is the brain child of Mekkit University Dropout Jstank. After getting fired for not being able to properly decorate a Cobra Roll and putting objects under the surface of the water in the wrong way caused his life to spiral out of control. He spent several years cleaning toilets in the ugliest parks in the country. He also got really sad when he learned that his favorite park Mt Deurklink was bought out by the evil Corporation Spaghetti Coaster Inc. They saw how ugly his Cobra roll was and offered him a job but he refused.

Then everything changed when Jstank won a lottery ticket. He used the money to buy a huge plot of land on the coastline not far away from Mt Duerklink. Being afraid of designing custom coaster supports, he decided to build a little go kart track. This little track was really great and the kids loved going over the jump. With the track being a success, he decided to save up his money and built a real race track. He hoped some day to host an official F1 race, but they wouldn’t answer his phone calls, only issuing a blanket statement insisting that F1 cars can’t go over jumps. So instead, he bought a bunch of replica Lotus 22’s he found on auction and let guests drive them.

Later that year, a famous movie producer called and told him he wanted to use his track to film the latest spy thriller James Pond 12 :Spy Another Day. In the climax of the movie, James Pond has to win the big race to infiltrate Spaghetti Coaster Inc and foil their plot to buy out all the parks in the country and spam Spaghetti coasters. To stop him, CEO Timmy Tuner dispatches a plane and tries to blow up his car during the race. The scene involves many big explosions. After the race is over, Henchman 21, CEO Tuner’s top assassin tries to get away on a Jet Ski, but forgets about the waterfall. Jstank hopes the movie will be such a success that F1 has to change their minds.

PS If you look closely some beach guests are sporting custom fashionable swim wear.