Whatever happened to Fay Wray,
That delicate satin draped frame,
As it clung to her thigh,
How I started to cry,
Cause I wanted to be dressed just the sa…

Wait… we’re in the wrong movie here! That’s Rocky Horror.
Let’s do the time warp to 1933… jump to the left… step to the right…
And scale 102 storeys to the top of the Empire State Building!

Here at the top of the man-made world, we find King Kong taking Ann Darrow (Fay Wray) on a little sight-seeing tour that we’re pretty sure she didn’t ask for. The peeps are all getting very worked up about it and many of them have started to panic in movie catchphrases. It’s all rather distressing. So there’s only one thing for it… Release the Barnstormers! Ahem… (Wes whispers in In Error’s ear) sorry… the Curtiss Helldivers. They’ll shoot this beast down in no time at a… what do you mean what if Kong falls onto the street below or drops Ann 102 storeys to her death? Just give me solutions okay? Big explosive solutions!