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Though his mother believed that his time had not yet come, the god of rollercoasters came to earth. Gojoseon he called the land where he settled; incidentally, this geographical region is what we know now as North Korea.

When the Bear and the Tiger saw with how much joy the humans rode the rollercoasters, they too wished to ride the rollercoasters. Unfortunately, the rollercoasters did not support their body type. Upon being denied a ride, they requested that the god of rollercoasters turn them into humans. Lucky for them, the god of rollercoasters was a pretty okay dude.

He gave them these instructions:
“Underneath one of the first rollercoasters, there is a cave. Go there and fast for a 100 days. You must only eat garlic and another plant that is like garlic in many ways.”

After 20 days of eating only garlic and another plant that is like garlic in many ways, the Tiger had grown frustrated. He was unsure if he could keep this up for a 100 days. “Relax,” the Bear said, “he’s probably not being literal anyways. Gods always exaggerate.”

The Tiger left the cave, off to hunt. He gave up his plan to become human. The Bear stayed and continued to eat garlic and another plant that is like garlic in many ways.

On day 21, the Bear woke up human. Excited, she rushed to the coaster. She rode it. It was amazing.

It would be inappropriate not to thank the god for making her human, so she invited him for dinner. They mostly ate chicken and another bird that was like chicken in many ways. They also drank beer and got dangerously drunk; and things got really weird between them; and the next day the Bear woke up pregnant.

The child would grow up to become the first RollerCoaster Tycoon. The god of rollercoasters had already gone to another universe by then.

Korean people still have some of this divine DNA in them. For the North Korean people, building rollercoasters is still very important to this day, as you can see in the entries made by Herbart, MegaZubat and SollX.

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