Greetings citizens and employees,
Here at the Weyland-Yutani Corporation, we are a firm believer in transparency and want you to know about the new frontiers we are embarking on to push humanity into its next chapter. There have been conspiracies spreading around surrounding an incident that occurred on LV-426 concering an outbreak of unknown alien entities. This much is true, we have made indeed contact with what we call "Xenomorphs". However we at the company would like to assure you that these creatures are completely under our control and as such, invite you to see them for yourselves in a new immersive experi-

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Attention: Emergency: All personnel must evacuate immediately, you now have 5 minutes to reach minimum safe distance.

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-not harm you, so rest assured that the company has your best interests and safety at heart. Thank you for choosing the Weyland-Yutani Corporation, Building Better Worlds.